I cockslap morals
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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