I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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