Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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