ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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