it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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