Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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