wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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