Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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