She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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