is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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