he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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