Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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