just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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