her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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