i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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