Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize