We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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