he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
There are leaves in my underwear?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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