butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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