He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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