Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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