we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
