She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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