You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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