drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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