how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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