I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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