I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
its liver damage thursday
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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