Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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