evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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