i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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