Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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