oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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