dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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