This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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