I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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