You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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