White coat. Heels.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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