when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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