Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Bring me that man meat
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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