The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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