it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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