It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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