so that wasnt chicken after all
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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