I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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