thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
