yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Randomize