So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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