I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We don't watch enough power rangers
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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