Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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