I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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