my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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