Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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