Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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