I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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