the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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