FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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