I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
