ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So much Jack, so little girl.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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