i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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